TUMBLR HAS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

soradiesinkh3:

vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid

OH MY GOD SUDDENLY I’M FUCKING 12 AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OMG

connorkawaii:

connorkawaii:

three words. just those these special words. and ill be yours forever.

free video games

ladsactionnewsteam:

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I wonder how many people are reblogging this not knowing where the quote is from

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

actualagentwashingtub:

"Hey bitch. Catch."

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

grawly:

grawly:

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this shark is hungry. dangerous.

this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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youve angered it

belkining:

HOLY BICEPS

belkining:

HOLY BICEPS