people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid
OH MY GOD SUDDENLY I’M FUCKING 12 AGAIN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OMG
three words. just those these special words. and ill be yours forever.
free video games
I wonder how many people are reblogging this not knowing where the quote is from
|—||Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)|
"Hey bitch. Catch."
this shark is hungry. dangerous.
ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈａｒｋ ｗａｎｔｓ ｔｏ ｅａｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｂｌｏｇ．
if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT
youve angered it